1) U DON'T MORPH AROUND THE SCREEN LIKE AN EPILEPTIC
GHOST BEING CHASED BY BILL MURRAY AND DAN ACKROYD.
2) U DON'T FIND YOURSELF DEAD AND NOT KNOW HOW U GOT KILLED.
LIKE SOME SORT OF UNFINISHED GAME OF CLUEDO - 'KILLED BY
A FRAG IN THE GARAGE BY THAT JUMPING, HACKING GERMAN
FUCKER..... AGAIN'
3) U DON'T HAVE FUCKING MASSIVE CI'S EVERY 5 MINUTES, THEN
FIND YOURSELF PRONE - NEXTO A WALL AND STARING AT THE SUN.
4) WHEN U KILL PEOPLE, THEY CAN'T CALL U A 'LAGGY CUNT.'
WHENEVER SOMEONE KILLS ME - THE FIRST THING I DO IS PRESS
TAB IN THE HOPE THEY HAVE A PING LIKE LAST WEEKS THUNDERBALL
DRAW.
5) THERE ARE PROBABLY A LOT MORE I COULD TYPE BUT I NEED A
SHIT...
Harry gets down and dirty with his crew of Lag Killers !!
Who ya gona call ??? - The LagBuster
"Fakin El lads come on! Surely they can’t be as good as us, I mean come on, they can’t be that good!?"