THE BMW TEN COMMANDMENTS

BEFORE JOINING BMW ONE CAN ONLY BE JUDGED ELIGIBLE IF HE/SHE/IT IS A PRACTITIONER OF THE MAJORITY OF THE TEN BELOW COMMANDMENTS.

Thou shalt drink massive amounts of alcohol and talk absolute shite to complete strangers on a regular occasion.
(Usually with a kebab in ones hand)

 

Thou shalt make unto thee offensive images of anyone in thy BMW squad or any other squad but preferably Rob (Earl) using thy
paintshop style program.

 

Thou shalt take thy name of thee team-mate in vain upon thy regular basis. Thou shalt study thee BMW Profanisaurus thoroughly
for thy suitably offensive terminology.

 

Remember thy weekend nights, to keep them holy. Five days thou shalt thou play delta force into thee early hours. Thy weekends
shalt be for hitting thy public houses and clubs; thou shalt not be playing games on thee Friday or Saturday nights.

 

Honour thy Mojo and thy Wabbit. Thou shalt not make ridiculous images of thy gods. If thy do so; thy do at thou peril.
'Oh fuck, ere we go now.'

 

Thou shalt not kill. Unless of course its Rob (Earl) or Wakko. If thou fellow team-mate does indeeed kill thee Rob or Wakko,
thou must keep stum in thou court of law.

 

Thou shalt 'must not get caught' commiting adultery.

 

Thou shalt not steal, but if thy gets offered electrical items in thou local; thou shalt make a cash offer.

 

Thou shalt not get caught chasing thy sheep around thou meadow. (This one's for the Welsh members)

 

Thou shalt visit thy team-mate's house, and drink thou team-mate's beer regardless of thy power of thou partner's
thumb. (You know who you are!)