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Kingpin
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Women can't deepthroat, don't put your hand on the back of their head to test this theory, it ends in toothy surprise.
Be careful when insulting people who live in council houses, they have no respect for the law and will probably be wearing sovereign rings which hurt your face.
Ladies you WILL be able to reverse your Nissan Micra into the space just vacated by that fuck off Volvo estate -AS LONG AS YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN. If you are with a girlfriend, you'll fuck it up a couple of times but you'll do it in the end. If, however you're with your boyfriend you will ALWAYS park like a drunken blind spastic in a shit parking competition.
Respect older women and go down on them first.
Women, although the penis is hard when erect is it not however made of tempered steel. Please remember its a handjob not loading a pump action shotgun, you fat armed hippo fisted mugwump.
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MOJO
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| LMFAOOOOOO THAT'S TICKLED ME |
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dusty
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| FUCKING WELSH WANNABE.. N1 LOL |
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DMD001
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LMFAO !!!! SO how do you know my missus?????
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Fuckin Kingpin
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We all do m8  |
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