Aye, We came across (More tea vicar?) this fine specimen one day whilst surfing various squads member profiles. After falling off my chair I swiftly got back on n' realized we'd uncovered a bit of a diamond. Far from the usual stereotypical beer drinkin' arse scratchin' scruffy, unwashed mouse clickin' fellow; We'd actually found a bit of totty... And from the above photograph there appears to be no facial hair which is also a bonus. As you can see; (With your head tilted to the the right shoulder) One finds them self entranced by a bit of arse and a pair of big eyes that say more than "I'm a good cook, let me make you a bacon butty." You can also imagine this fine lady being a top class cleaner. I popped into the 'Covert Rangers' server too the other night and gave her the good news personally... After an initial moment of bewilderment as she must of been thinking; 'Who in the name of God's dog is this strange English guy??' She appeared grateful, but then proceeded to kill me again n' again. Presentation complete; I decided to leave the server before further embarrassment.

5 stars * * * * *

WABBIT'S VERDICT...

Now I do have to agree with Mr Mojo on this occasion. What we have here is one fine piece of American Crumpet. Well Posed for the Photo. One finds himself drifting to the well toned arse for a quick flash of a knicker , as noted ,one doesn't find that bit of knicker , so one is left with the thought of .... is she ,, or isn't she...With a name like HEARTBREAKER you dream of handcuffs and a tube of KY jelly .. or is that just me ? .....I digress . Not having the pleasure of playing with her,, on the battle field ,,I find it hard to judge on the personality, but who gives a toss , this is a very fine bit of yummy ! and she deserves her place in the THUMBS UP Hall of Fame. Now we all have our moments of complete weakness when it comes to the opposite sex, this is no exception. All praise the the fine bit of Arse that has been presented before you. HEARTBREAKER .. I applauded you my dear, for the shear guts to pose like that n stick it on ya site.

5 stars * * * * *

MOJO'S VERDICT...

What we have here is a very youthful, sweet looking (in a weird tango/salsa/ball dancing kind of way) Tooth Fairy. Except of course, winged creatures armed with machine guns are a phenomenon best left avoided. Having just lost a tooth the last thing one needs is a fluttering blood thirsty creature with a machine gun in your room....

Hang on just a second; are there such things as tooth fairies? Does Cheryl look the type to kill someone?? I think not. A case of crossed wires perhaps? Maybe all we have here is a case of a very cute bit of fluff dressed like someone out of Grease or some other mind numbing musical?

Either way Cheryl here looks far too girly to be playing soldiers with a bunch of beer gargling nutters. She'd look far more at home doing the funky chicken dance with myself and Wabbit on an ice rink.

4 stars ****

MOJO'S VERDICT...

Long blonde hair, the ol' tilted head pose, nice big come to bed eyes... "Hang on love, lemme get mi pyjamas!" Indeed Ladles and Generalspoons what we have here is a minx.

Enquiries have been made about her kitchen skills. If she cooks as good as she looks lets hope she errrr... likes books.

On the subject of books though, I read the phonebook last week; It was a loada crap. Far too many characters and no storyline.

Ok Ok, that was shite. Nice bit of totty though. Four stars for now until I hear more about her housekeeping.

4 stars * * * *

MOJO'S VERDICT...

I'm beginning to wonder if DT30 is an all girl squad. They really have got some beauties. It was only a while back I was chatting to one fine bit of arse called 'Irondog'. I felt a rumble in my jungle when she sent me a pic of herself; that lovely long flowing dark hair.... Nice.

*Cough* Errrrr yes, and here we have the lovely Lis. Don't be fooled by the innocent smile though chaps n' chapesses... Beneath that 'butter wouldn't melt in my mouth expression' We have one half of the Gruesome Twosome. Along with her accomplice in crime Cheryl=DT30= we have here the other instigator of the DT30 Squad Totty Awards With one foul swoop of the ol typin' fingers these two can single handedly bring down MoWab a peg or three, whilst unwittingly making Dusty's head increase a hat size or two. (Wig shoppin' for me n' Wab tomorrow)

You've gotta hand it to em folks. A most impressive four stars to both our arch rivals in Crumpetry and Tottery.

4 stars ****

SOON . . . .

MOJO'S VERDICT...

And here she is folks. The infamous Twiggz. Well, well, what can we say about our old friend Twiggy? Well, perhaps we could start by saying this folks is a fine bit of clacker. Or on the other hand; we could say she's rougher than a piece of over grilled homemade bread thats been ripped with yer bare hands and wedged in the toaster and left for ten minutes while you go for a shit.... Butttt, I'll go with my first thoughts which were 'Jesus Christ on a pedalo! Yeah, I'd do her!' She can give as good as she takes our Twiggy, Oh and she's good at givin' and recieving banter aswell. Muhahaha. The MoWab combo have known Twiggz for a long time now. Indeed, This wench was the first bint ever to have the fortune of coming aCcross our fine example of chivalry and flawless ongoing gentlemanly conduct around split arses. In fact; I'd go so far to say as I'd refrain from wiping mi knob on her curtains after a good ol hampton bashing. Good on yer Twiggz...

5 Stars *****

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