PROFILE FOR EARL OWNZ

DATE OF BIRTH : JUST CONCEIVED

PLACE OF BIRTH : TEST TUBE

REASON FOR BIRTH : HAVEN'T A CLUE

SPECIAL POWERS : TO ANNOY THE LIVENING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF EVERY ONE WITHOUT ACTUALLY SPEAKING.

PIC OF EARL

FAVOURITE SAYING = IS IT UP YET ?

PROFILE :

THICK AS FUCK .EARL WAS BORN THICK, IS STILL THICK AND WILL REMAIN THICK TILL THE DAY HE DIES OF THICKNESS

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