PROFILE FOR E 5150

DATE OF BIRTH : UNKNOWN

PLACE OF BIRTH : SAUTH LANDON BROTHEL

REASON FOR BIRTH : NON WHAT SO FUCKIN EVER

SPECIAL POWERS : TO TRANSFORM HIMSELF INTO A TEXT TART WITH A FLICK OF A SWITCH

 FAVOURITE SAYING = I HAVE YOU NOW !! ...

PROFILE :

HARRY ( AS HE IS LIKED TO BE CALLED ) FORMED A COMPANY IN THE EARLY 80s THEN ANOTHER , THEN ANOTHER THEN ANOTHER THAN ANOTHER. NOW HARRY WIDDLES HIS TIME AWAY  DURING THE DAY , TRANSFORMING HIM SELF INTO A LUSCIOUS 5"8 BLOND WITH MASSIVE TITS AND THE TIGHTEST ARSE YOU COULD EAT A PANCAKE OFF. TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE,... ENTER LUCY . LUCY LURES UNSUSPECTING CHUMPS INTO A TEXT TART ENVIRONMENT AND POCKETS A DECENT AMOUNT OF DOSH DAILY. SHE LIKES SWEET THINGS , PLAYING SPORTS AND THE OCCASIONAL STROLL IN THE PART TO FEED THE SQUIRES.

ON OTHER DAYS YOU CAN FIND HARRY IN A WAR SIMULATION ONLINE REIN ACTING THE BATTLE OF WATERLOO  WITH A M16 AND AN ATA ROCKET LAUNCHER SCREAMING " NO FUCKIN WAYS YOU LAGGY CUNT !! "

SOME PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN HARRY BUT NON HAVE STAYED ALIVE LONG ENOUGH TO TELL THE TALE. THIS ELUSIVE CHAP KNOWN AS HARRY HAS BEEN RUMOURED TO BE SEEN WONDERING THE STREETS OF DEVON WITH A SMALL RODENT ON A LEASH NAMED NORBERT, ENTERING THE PORN SHOPS LOOKING FOR THE LATEST VIDEO ON -THE ART OF SHIT EATING AND -HOW TO KILL ROBERT WITH A SINGLE BLOW TO THE HEAD WITH A POTATO.

ANYTHING YOU NEED ? ASK HARRY ....-- NEED A NEW PC ,, ASK HARRY . --NEED CHEAP BEER , ASK HARRY         NEED A FRIEND  KNOCKED OFF ? ,,ASK HARRY