PROFILE FOR DUSTY

DATE OF BIRTH : WHEN THE GOD GOD OF WATER WAS HIGH IN THE SHY WITH THE GOD OF FIRE

PLACE OF BIRTH : BELIEVED TO BE IN THE UNDERSEA WORLD OF ATLANTIS

REASON FOR BIRTH : TO DEMONSTRATE THAT GENGHIS KHAN WASN'T HALF AS DESTRUCTIVE AS WE THOUGHT

SPECIAL POWERS : TO FIX ANYTHING WITH WIRES, TO BURN ANYTHING COMBUSTIBLE!

FAVOURITE SAYING = RING A DING !!!

PROFILE :

Dusty is BMW's answer to a cross between Adam Hart-Davis (that clever bastard) and Uncle ( in the war!) Albert.

Believed to be born in the undersea world of atlantis, Dusty is a practising magician of the arts of fire and water.
When not firebombing the local religous hostelry he can be found playing silly bugger's on boats.
He is multilingual and can often be heard talking late at night in the language of complete bollocks!
Amongst the endless tittle-tattle of metatags & robots he drops in the occasionally "fuck off earl yer twat" (don't we all), just to let us know he's not completely insane

Unlike "Ste R4C" dusty has the legendary ability to actually fix all things electrical without casuing further damage, unfortunately this does not extend to his control of fire; like certain other members of the BMW squad he's known only too well to the local fire brigade.

A keen Chelsea fan, it is a little known fact that Dusty only got into football by accident. The young Dusty overheard a playground converstion concerning the weekends matches and decided it was the sport for him.Come Saturday he turned up at the park with his trusty box of Swan-Vesta's and watched football for a whole 90mins waiting for the oppprtunity to burn something, before realising his mistake. The rest they say is history.

Should Dusty offer to help you get your barbecue going, it is a wise precaution to check your house insurance and have several fire extinguishers available before even thinking about saying yes.

Indeed ancient records show that the mass destruction at Pompeii was in part due to the Dusticus Aquaticus family.
When the first signs of the erupting volcano were spotted, by the local 'village idiot', one Minimus Roberto Earlarus; his sighting was dismissed imeadiately by a local official.

The quote "Volcano!! ; don't be a soft twat!, that's one of the Dusticus family barbecues." is tragically recorded as a response given by a village elder.

Upon coming of age ,the young Dusty gained access to motorised transportation, one can only guess at how he obtained a licence, common theory is that he threatened to torch the examiner's house.

Upon gaining a licence dusty began leaving a trail of destruction the like of which has not been seen since the bombing of Dresden. The majority of the 1980's was spent in a neckbrace and his trusty mini had more rebuilds than Jacko's Face.
.TO BE CONTINUED

Least we not forget Dusty is the creator of the legendary 'jungle gym' map, a real gift to the BHD community