PROFILE FOR MOJO RISIN

DATE OF BIRTH : UNKNOWN

PLACE OF BIRTH : FAGADOREA

REASON FOR BIRTH : TO FILL THE WORLD WITH PORN

SPECIAL POWERS : ABILITY TO CLIMB LADDERS AND PEEP THROUGH WINDOWS AND BE DETECTED WITHIN SECONDS

FAVOURITE SAYING = NEVER USE COCK RUB , IT BURNS YOUR EYES AND WILL TAKE YA FACE OFF .

PROFILE :

TO THE BEST OF OUR KNOWLEDGE MOJO WAS BORN ON THE PLANET FAGADOREA WHERE HE WAS BROUGHT UP BY TWO SELF CONFESSED HAMSTER MOLESTERS. HE NOW RESIDES ON PLANET EARTH WHERE HE PERFORMS THE ACT OF WINDOW CLEANSING WITH GREAT SPEED AND SKILL, HE HAS THE ABILITY TO CLAMBER UP THE LADDER AND PEEP THROUGH THE WINDOW TO THEN WITNESS THE ACT OF FORNICATION AND BE DETECTED WITHIN SECONDS AND STARE BACK AT THE TWO UNFORTUNATE SWEATY HUMPERS LIKE A DINGO WATCHING A RABBIT WITH A CROCKED LEG AND NOT REALISE HE HAS BEEN SEEN. THEN AFTER A GOOD 10 SECONDS REALISE HIS MISFORTUNE,  START TO PERFORM THE ACT OF WINDOW CLEANSING AS THOUGH NOTHING HAD HAPPENED OR BEEN SEEN.   (AN AMAZING SPECIAL POWER TO BE NOTED IN THE HALL OF AMAZING SPECIAL POWERS OF AMAZING POWERS BY PEOPLE THAT HAVE AMAZING POWERS .)

MOJO HAS ALSO BEEN KNOWN TO VISIT THE LOCAL KEBAB SHOP AND DEVOUR A FESTERING FLY INFESTED DONNA WITHIN 3.45 SECONDS (AN AMAZING SPECIAL POWER TO BE NOTED IN THE HALL OF AMAZING SPECIAL POWERS OF AMAZING POWERS BY PEOPLE THAT HAVE AMAZING POWERS .) HE HAS ALSO BEEN SPOTTED ON THE LOCAL STREET CORNER SELLING HIS TALENTS AS A .... WINDOW CLEANER.

IN HIS SPARE TIME MOJO RISIN DEFEATS THE SCUM OF THE EARTH IN HIS DELTA FORCE UNIFORM ( AS CAN BE SEEN ABOVE ) IN A FRENZY OF SPUDS AND CLAYMORES.

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